{"id":737,"date":"2022-03-21T09:49:50","date_gmt":"2022-03-21T16:49:50","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/sombermoose.com\/?p=737"},"modified":"2025-09-08T10:10:23","modified_gmt":"2025-09-08T17:10:23","slug":"ivanka-trump-hunter-biden-kim-jong-un-eddie-haskell-all-linked-to-cardgate-scandal","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sombermoose.com\/index.php\/2022\/03\/21\/ivanka-trump-hunter-biden-kim-jong-un-eddie-haskell-all-linked-to-cardgate-scandal\/","title":{"rendered":"Ivanka Trump, Hunter Biden, Kim Jong-un, Eddie Haskell all linked to &#8220;CardGate&#8221; Scandal"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Anonymous sources have told anonymous news outlets anonymously that the names Ivanka Trump, Hunter Biden, Kim Jong-un and Eddie Haskell <strong>have all appeared on the Internet<\/strong> on the very same day that news of the Springfield, Oregon &#8220;CardGate&#8221; scandal became public. A spokesperson not representing the late Mother Teresa said, &#8220;I am shocked&#8221;, immediately after touching a live electrical wire while in the bathtub. We will continue to follow this breaking story. If the story becomes completely broken, we will stop following it, because, after all, what&#8217;s the point then?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A guy named &#8220;Wes&#8221; contributed to this story. Well, actually, Wes asked us for spare change, and he looked kind of rough, so we gave him 35 cents. I mean, that&#8217;s kind of a contribution, right?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Anonymous sources have told anonymous news outlets anonymously that the names Ivanka Trump, Hunter Biden, Kim Jong-un and Eddie Haskell have all appeared on the Internet on the very same day that news of the Springfield, Oregon &#8220;CardGate&#8221; scandal became public. A spokesperson not representing the late Mother Teresa said, &#8220;I am shocked&#8221;, immediately after touching a live electrical wire while in the bathtub. We will continue to follow this breaking story. If the story becomes completely broken, we will stop following it, because, after all, what&#8217;s the point then? A guy named &#8220;Wes&#8221; contributed to this story. Well, actually, Wes asked us for spare change, and he looked kind of rough, so we gave him 35 cents. I mean, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"pgc_sgb_lightbox_settings":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-737","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-moose"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/sombermoose.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/737","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/sombermoose.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/sombermoose.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sombermoose.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sombermoose.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=737"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/sombermoose.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/737\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":738,"href":"https:\/\/sombermoose.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/737\/revisions\/738"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/sombermoose.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=737"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sombermoose.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=737"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sombermoose.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=737"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}